that-whovian-nerdfighter:

exequalistmako:

This nosy woman behind me is completely baffled by the fact that “pictures move on this site”

Muggles.

(via mylifeasateenagebaka)

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

(Source: flyingscotsman, via sharktooth)

photo-sporadic:

The Story So Far- Mt. Diablo

(Source: iwastheonetherelastnight)

sharktooth:

oh hello butt

Alli has da booty.

If I hold on much longer I might break my hands
I must respect the space you have but you tread in my lands
And all things aside I know we both know where we stand I’m stuck here
And you’re there and that’s it let it go

This quicksand it pulls me under
It pulls me underneath her
And I’m learning how to live with my unintended consequences
While you’re busy jumping fences
Afraid to stay in one spot for too long

Biting the bait
Pulling me down
Telling myself to rebuild and rebound
Yet always hoping to see you around
Cause that’s my idea of safe and sound
But I’d rather gamble lose all and face death
than fucking rot here exhausted from this waste of breath
I always waste my breath

This quicksand it pulls me under
It pulls me underneath her
And I’m learning how to live with my unintended consequences
While you’re busy jumping fences
Afraid to stay in one spot for too long

I’m trying hard
Real hard
Everyday not to lose my temper

(Source: cewioite, via thedancingspirits)

photo-sporadic:

The Story So Far- Mt. Diablo

(via anaestheticw0rds)

(Source: horrorfixxx, via luciferslittlewhore)

(Source: photo-sporadic, via western-haikuus)